I have menny menny nail polish. (I think we’ve talked about this.) And much of it suits me gloriously. Yay! Some of it, however, doesn’t. What colors I should wear is an empirical question, in my mind. Do things look good on me? Which things? Why? What are the closest choices for doing better? I am, to such a degree that it damages my publishability, an empiricist. So when Dr. P got me a rainbow of Zoya colors, I was thrilled!
Zoya, by the way, apparently names their polishes after women. I say “apparently,” because some of them are… non-obvious. Blu, Piaf, Kaufda? Livingston? Jade?! (Possibly the first ever red nail polish named after a “this means green” word? I mean what the hell.)
Anyway, this is a long-winded way of saying that Zoya Blu…
…did not suit me at all. The pictures, as so often happens, are deceitfully flattering. In person, this pastel looks like it was photoshopped in. I’ve said it before: a bad color match looks weirdly superimposed in real life.
But in and of itself, it is a gorgeous color,* and the formula was a nice two-coater, especially for a pastel. I may not approve of Zoya’s marketing strategy but I have to say, so far, they make amazing nail polish.
“Nail stickers” can mean two things: little stickers, or water decals. If you’ve ever made a model of any kind, you know the latter are six kinds of bitch to work with. The little rose is the former; you just sticker it on. (Things I have learned. 1, use top coat, or the gold will wear off, leaving a sort of white rose outline. 2, use peel-off base coat, or you’ll be trying to figure out how to get nail polish remover under a sticker for a long time.) I really like these, and I’ve ordered some variations… I like EASY nail art.
* On the whole “Reasons I am loathe to move” front: I spent a good 30 seconds trying to decide which part of the blue, blue sky in this fair city was the closest match for my nails. Sigh.